台客聳

http://www.pots.com.tw/
以下摘自破報的台客英語教學...
真是太好笑啦~~^O^

Examples:
Kao bei ah! Lim bei du lan li jiu gu!
靠盃啊！拎盃賭覽你很久了！
(What the hell! Would you quit pissing me off!)

Gan! Li gui ki dei nam pa ki li zu sap!
幹！你乾脆捏卵葩去自殺！
(Fuck you! Go grab your balls and kill yourself!)

How to be a foreigner tai ke:
When you notice little kids staring at you because you look different, say this:
Lim kua sha shiao! Li bo kua gui a do ga?
看三小？你沒看過外國人嗎？
(What the fuck are you looking at! You've never seen a foreigner before?)