快樂豬朋友

it is a lousy world...not happy at all..

2005/10/03

台客聳


http://www.pots.com.tw/

以下摘自破報的台客英語教學...
真是太好笑啦~~^O^

Examples:
Kao bei ah! Lim bei du lan li jiu gu!
靠盃啊!拎盃賭覽你很久了!
(What the hell! Would you quit pissing me off!)

Gan! Li gui ki dei nam pa ki li zu sap!
幹!你乾脆捏卵葩去自殺!
(Fuck you! Go grab your balls and kill yourself!)

How to be a foreigner tai ke:
When you notice little kids staring at you because you look different, say this:
Lim kua sha shiao! Li bo kua gui a do ga?
看三小?你沒看過外國人嗎?
(What the fuck are you looking at! You've never seen a foreigner before?)

2 Comments:

  • At 5:34 PM , Blogger Yu-Ping said...

    老大
    原本要po個"阿拉德上課初體驗"的
    後來覺得有點沉重...


    還是台客聳比較有親切感~

    -.-

     
  • At 7:48 PM , Blogger wildpiggie said...

    不會阿..還亂期待妳的初體驗哩...^O^...妳那邊網路到底修好沒阿...感覺很神秘捏...

     

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